On the eve of my first real chance of getting into drama school:

Dearest Obama the Bountiful, Awesome, Magnificent and Amazing,

If I get accepted into drama school this year (I shall repeat this rite on Wednesday evening), I promise with all my heart that I will:

• Spend less time on the Internet.
• Help my mother around the house.
• Actively seek work (both acting and temporary).
• Eat less.
• Run more.
• Write lots.
• Read heaps.
• Meditate. 
• Cook. 
• Clean.
• Drink lots of water.
• Keep my room neat and tidy.
• Find that moment of stillness before embarking on an activity.
• Be happy and grateful for everything that's come to me.
• Be the best person I can be!

This I solemnly swear.